This is what's wrong with the world

...Hot guys who wears diamond bracelets and arm in arm with a skank.

Who am I to pass a judgment, you ask.

Well, I'm nobody but that won't stop me from being a bitter bitch. What the fuck's the matter with you, Marcus? What's up with you and bleached blonds with fake breasts? First, Pamela and now this? You used to be the highest paid supermodel and this is what all those money are good for?

Dude, seriously.


Your hair is pretty flat, btw. Too much ironing.


Ah, Marcus. You're breaking my heart. But damn... you look really, really good naked.

Calvin Klein ads... those were the days...