She Who'll Snatch The Cradle...

Would be me.

I have confirmed that I have a potential as Pedophile/Cradle-Snatcher/Child Molester.

Well, me and Piwi. I have to have a girlfriend in prison. We first saw Jacquou Le Croquant together last October (gawd. that was a long time ago) while hanging out at home.

As evidenced by the our obsession.



Introducing: The Divine Leo Legrand.

The little French Dude is only 13 years old but he's made like 5-7 movies, I'm not sure. We saw him recently as the Enfant Jacquou Le Croquant where he grew up to be one of the potential father of my babies, Gaspard Ulliel. France, I love you, man. He's turning 14 this November 5 and only stands at a measly 4' 7" (1.40 m) but who cares? It's not like it's going to save us jail time.

Anyway, here's more of the Pocket Hottie.

This little infant is sculpted almost perfectly. Legrand indeed.

Smiling Innocently...No idea that somewhere in the Philippines...

He's a child molestation waiting to happen. (hehehehe....)

Being a boy. So adorable.

FOOTNOTE: May or may not post a review of Jacquou Le Croquant soon.