The Poorest-Looking Rich Guy In Hollywood

Keanu doing some shopping... razor and shaving cream not included. Probably because he's projecting Jerry Garcia.

Keanu's at it again...

And he decided to complete his "Homeless Dude " ensemble by throwing in a cart full of grocery bags. Good thing they were arranged in an orderly fashion or someone would've mistaken him for another hobo and tossed him some coins.

Except that this one had enough money to last him a couple of lifetimes.

Crazy dude's got the last laugh. He probably hadn't seen a coin for several years now. Dude must be lying on sacks of money and wipes his ass with hundred dollar bills.

But is just too lazy to go to a salon and/or take a shower. Apparently, it is overrated. He's grunge that way.



FOOTNOTE:

Let me remind you again...





You look great when you clean up, Mr. Reeves. Just sayin'.