The Universe And Me

If you could actually stand in someone else's shoes, Pines, to hear what they hear, see what they see, and feel what they feel, you would honestly wonder what planet they live on, and be totally blown away by how different their "reality" is from yours.

You'd also never, in a million years, be quick to judge again.

Just Sayin',
The Universe

SCREW THIS! I'M JUDGING!

The Poorest-Looking Rich Guy In Hollywood

Keanu doing some shopping... razor and shaving cream not included. Probably because he's projecting Jerry Garcia.

Keanu's at it again...

And he decided to complete his "Homeless Dude " ensemble by throwing in a cart full of grocery bags. Good thing they were arranged in an orderly fashion or someone would've mistaken him for another hobo and tossed him some coins.

Except that this one had enough money to last him a couple of lifetimes.

Crazy dude's got the last laugh. He probably hadn't seen a coin for several years now. Dude must be lying on sacks of money and wipes his ass with hundred dollar bills.

But is just too lazy to go to a salon and/or take a shower. Apparently, it is overrated. He's grunge that way.



FOOTNOTE:

Let me remind you again...





You look great when you clean up, Mr. Reeves. Just sayin'.

This is what's wrong with the world

...Hot guys who wears diamond bracelets and arm in arm with a skank.

Who am I to pass a judgment, you ask.

Well, I'm nobody but that won't stop me from being a bitter bitch. What the fuck's the matter with you, Marcus? What's up with you and bleached blonds with fake breasts? First, Pamela and now this? You used to be the highest paid supermodel and this is what all those money are good for?

Dude, seriously.


Your hair is pretty flat, btw. Too much ironing.


Ah, Marcus. You're breaking my heart. But damn... you look really, really good naked.

Calvin Klein ads... those were the days...