This Is Meant To Fail

...But it's worth a try.

Goodbye, 2010! You Suck Balls But Thanks Anyway!

My resolutions for 2011 would be quite simple and easy to follow. If you weren't me, most probably.

Resolution #1: Stop being such a whiny bitch.

Resolution #2: Stop eating for 6. Being a bottomless pit is well and good, but not when you already resemble a beached whale.

Woah!

It's been a year since my last post. Is that some sort of a record? Does anyone care?

A lot has happened since my last post. It's one hell of a roller coaster ride. It was depressing but at the same time, quite amazing. I fell in and out of love with people, both real and imaginary ones. I missed the most important exam of my life that a friend even jokingly said, "wow, you're something else. Absent on the day of the board exams?!"

Something else indeed.

The year had also been a series of Spicy Ramen, failed attempts at starting a business(because of laziness, what the hell else), gawking at dudes on TV, disappointments and just general bad luck.

But the highlight of it all was June 2010. I finally took the board exams. And passed. Hooray.

I'm an architect now. Kinda. I have the license to prove it but somehow, it doesn't sound right. I'm not even sure if I deserve it. God only knows.

Why Do I Watch Amazing Race Asia 4?

So I could gawk at the models. I sure hope they don't disappoint. They're doing well. So far.

Too True...

"I should've known you'd never do anything to spoil it."

"To spoil what?"

"What we have between us."

"We don't have a goddamn thing between us."


-Play Misty For Me (1971)

Pretty much the line of the times... *sigh*

I love you, Miss Vida Boheme!

As my facebook friend had said, Patrick Swayze is well and truly a ghost now.

There goes another piece of my childhood...

Patrick Swayze passed away peacefully today with family at his side
after facing the challenges of his illness for the last 20 months.

Patrick died at 57, a result of a long bout against pancreatic cancer. He will be missed, of course, but we could all thank Baby Jesus for the DVDs. We can have a Swayze Day and spend it watching Point Break, Ghost, Dirty Dancing and To Wong Foo... with a bowl of popcorn and gallons of Coke. Because, you know, that's how we roll.

Bodhi, Johnny Castle and Sam Wheat may be his most famous characters but to me, he would always be the Glamorously Bitchin' Diva, Vida Boheme.

Check this out! Is this kickin' or what?

"Well pumpkins, it comes down to that age-old decision: style... or... substance?"

I won't forget you, Patrick.

Especially everytime I see my picture from 17 yrs. ago. I got the friggin "Molly" haircut from Ghost. Courtesy of meddling Mama Bear. How can one forget?!

Have a good one, dude. Heaven should prepare for a Dirty Dancing Night.

Holy Shit Moment

Debuted by two of my favorite Koreans (occassionally, whatever) , Song Hye Kyo and Hyun Bin.

The two have been hooking up apparently for several months now. Pardon me, I just crawled out of my rut rock and so it's only now that I knew of this.

To anyone who actually gives a crap about this, the two met on the set of the Korean soap I haven't watched (nor do I plan to) "The World They Live In". The two had been going steady and they keep in touch through texting---just like any human. Except they're cuter and has more money.

I've always liked Song Hye Kyo. I've seen her first as the weepy girl in Endless Love and as the adorable ditz in Full House (a KDrama close to my heart) and I've always thought that she's beautiful.

The only drama that I've seen Hyun Bin on was My Name Is Kim Sam Soon (who hasn't?). Anyway, that's about it because I can't tolerate the rest. His movie, Millionaire's First Love, irritated me for some reason that I can't get through the first ten minutes. I tried, but no can do.

I'm not sure of this hook up but I hope they'd last. They're beautiful to watch, if nothing else.

Oh My Darling, Calvin Klein!

I just would like to spare a moment to thank Calvin Klein for sharing with me (and to the world) these gorgeous specimens of manhood...

Travis Fimmel	Damien Van Zyl
Fred Ljungberg (...And let's not forget that he's a midfielder for Arsenal)	Scott Barnhill (I'm not sure if this is for Calvin Klein, but he did model for CK)
Vincent Kartheiser (Too bad, it's only jeans...)	Butch Walker

Yes, to some people I might come across as a feminist--and they may be right.
But I'm NOT dead.

And just because...

... Another Travis ...

God Bless You, My Darling Calvin Klein!

The Universe And Me

If you could actually stand in someone else's shoes, Pines, to hear what they hear, see what they see, and feel what they feel, you would honestly wonder what planet they live on, and be totally blown away by how different their "reality" is from yours.

You'd also never, in a million years, be quick to judge again.

Just Sayin',
The Universe

SCREW THIS! I'M JUDGING!

The Poorest-Looking Rich Guy In Hollywood

Keanu doing some shopping... razor and shaving cream not included. Probably because he's projecting Jerry Garcia.

Keanu's at it again...

And he decided to complete his "Homeless Dude " ensemble by throwing in a cart full of grocery bags. Good thing they were arranged in an orderly fashion or someone would've mistaken him for another hobo and tossed him some coins.

Except that this one had enough money to last him a couple of lifetimes.

Crazy dude's got the last laugh. He probably hadn't seen a coin for several years now. Dude must be lying on sacks of money and wipes his ass with hundred dollar bills.

But is just too lazy to go to a salon and/or take a shower. Apparently, it is overrated. He's grunge that way.



FOOTNOTE:

Let me remind you again...





You look great when you clean up, Mr. Reeves. Just sayin'.

This is what's wrong with the world

...Hot guys who wears diamond bracelets and arm in arm with a skank.

Who am I to pass a judgment, you ask.

Well, I'm nobody but that won't stop me from being a bitter bitch. What the fuck's the matter with you, Marcus? What's up with you and bleached blonds with fake breasts? First, Pamela and now this? You used to be the highest paid supermodel and this is what all those money are good for?

Dude, seriously.


Your hair is pretty flat, btw. Too much ironing.


Ah, Marcus. You're breaking my heart. But damn... you look really, really good naked.

Calvin Klein ads... those were the days...

My Wild Love

39 YEARS AGO TODAY, A MAN DIED IN A BATH TUB IN PARIS, FRANCE. (OR SO THEY SAY)
HE WAS WIDELY KNOWN AS THE LIZARD KING.
SOME SAID HE WAS A POET AND A ROCK GOD.
SOME SAID HE WAS A PRETENTIOUS DRUNKEN BUFFOON.
WHATEVER HE IS, HE IS A SHOOTING A STAR.
SHOTS THROUGH THE NIGHT IN A GLOROIUS LIGHT...AS QUICKLY AS HE CAME, HE WAS GONE.
NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN.

JAMES DOUGLAS MORRISON
(DECEMBER 8, 1943 - JULY 3, 1971)

I am troubled
Immeasurably
By your eyes.

I am struck
by the feather
of your soft reply.

The sound of glass
speaks quick
disdain.

And conceals
what your eyes
fight to explain.

She Who'll Snatch The Cradle...

Would be me.

I have confirmed that I have a potential as Pedophile/Cradle-Snatcher/Child Molester.

Well, me and Piwi. I have to have a girlfriend in prison. We first saw Jacquou Le Croquant together last October (gawd. that was a long time ago) while hanging out at home.

As evidenced by the our obsession.



Introducing: The Divine Leo Legrand.

The little French Dude is only 13 years old but he's made like 5-7 movies, I'm not sure. We saw him recently as the Enfant Jacquou Le Croquant where he grew up to be one of the potential father of my babies, Gaspard Ulliel. France, I love you, man. He's turning 14 this November 5 and only stands at a measly 4' 7" (1.40 m) but who cares? It's not like it's going to save us jail time.

Anyway, here's more of the Pocket Hottie.

This little infant is sculpted almost perfectly. Legrand indeed.

Smiling Innocently...No idea that somewhere in the Philippines...

He's a child molestation waiting to happen. (hehehehe....)

Being a boy. So adorable.

FOOTNOTE: May or may not post a review of Jacquou Le Croquant soon.