This Is Meant To Fail

...But it's worth a try.

Goodbye, 2010! You Suck Balls But Thanks Anyway!

My resolutions for 2011 would be quite simple and easy to follow. If you weren't me, most probably.

Resolution #1: Stop being such a whiny bitch.

Resolution #2: Stop eating for 6. Being a bottomless pit is well and good, but not when you already resemble a beached whale.